The Lazy Dieter You know how some skinny people stereotype us fat folk? We're fat because we're lazy, right? Now if I'm honest, I'd have to admit that I would rather lie than sit, and sit than stand. When it comes to getting anywhere, I'd probably drive around the block, rather than walk across the … Continue reading The Lazy Dieter
We are, of course, delighted that our skinny spouses & partners are not suffering the weight problems that torment us, aren't we? However, most of them don't realise how much they torture us sometimes. I go to great lengths when I'm test driving a new diet. I buy all the right foods. I have all … Continue reading How Your Skinny Partner Can Help You Lose Weight!
Let Them Eat Plastic! I watched a CBC Marketplace show the other day. It might have been a rerun of an older one, but it was all about plastic water bottles. We've all heard the horrible stories about plastic in the ocean impacting fish, whales, and so on but this one was about their potential … Continue reading Let Them Eat Plastic!
I like precision. For years, little inconsistencies bothered me. I liked my cut lines on the lawn to be parallel. A picture that wasn't quite perfectly horizontal demanded attention. A spot on the floor, flagged by the otherwise perfect surface sheen, was an irritant. There were jobs I did along the way where that kind … Continue reading Artistic Dieting
I love a little calf, in all its cuteness, but I'm an omnivore. Worse, I'm a lazy omnivore so I'm not out tending a herd, nor do I hunt for my dinner. When I'm paying attention, I try to circle the outer aisles of the supermarket. When I'm in free-fall, you'll find me filling the … Continue reading Grass Fed Humans