How to Make Skinny People Fat You have no idea how difficult my life can be sometimes. I have a lot of expertise in how to get fat. I'm lucky enough to share my life with someone who doesn't get fat. Wait a minute, let me rephrase that: I am lucky enough to share my … Continue reading How to Make Skinny People Fat
The Lazy Dieter You know how some skinny people stereotype us fat folk? We're fat because we're lazy, right? Now if I'm honest, I'd have to admit that I would rather lie than sit, and sit than stand. When it comes to getting anywhere, I'd probably drive around the block, rather than walk across the … Continue reading The Lazy Dieter
We are, of course, delighted that our skinny spouses & partners are not suffering the weight problems that torment us, aren't we? However, most of them don't realise how much they torture us sometimes. I go to great lengths when I'm test driving a new diet. I buy all the right foods. I have all … Continue reading How Your Skinny Partner Can Help You Lose Weight!
Let Them Eat Plastic! I watched a CBC Marketplace show the other day. It might have been a rerun of an older one, but it was all about plastic water bottles. We've all heard the horrible stories about plastic in the ocean impacting fish, whales, and so on but this one was about their potential … Continue reading Let Them Eat Plastic!
I like precision. For years, little inconsistencies bothered me. I liked my cut lines on the lawn to be parallel. A picture that wasn't quite perfectly horizontal demanded attention. A spot on the floor, flagged by the otherwise perfect surface sheen, was an irritant. There were jobs I did along the way where that kind … Continue reading Artistic Dieting